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“The Beloved Craziness of Welcome to Night Vale

Welcome To Night Vale

Authors: Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor

Year Published 2015

Genre: Comedy/Drama/Horror

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          An average person reads a lot of books in his life. Some are good and some are bad, but the best ones are those that stick in their memory, like a great conversation. In the book “Welcome to Nigh Vale” The part that stuck with me is in chapter seventeen when our protagonist Diane is making excuses to her son Josh for her absence. She tells him that she was on a date with her co-worker Dawn . Josh mishears Dawn as Don and It’s not until chapter 20 that Josh becomes aware that Dawn is a she. The only reason that he becomes aware of this is because Diane automatically corrects her son “based on a reality that was irrelevant to her lie”. Who hasn’t seen (or participated in) a mother and son having two separate conversations without even knowing it or reveled one of their own lies out of simple reflex? That one part was one of many that really hit home for me.


What is “Welcome to Night Vale” about? It’s about town, a small town in the desert not unlike your own. It’s a town where, “the Sun is hot, the Moon is beautiful and strange lights pass overhead in the night as we pretend to sleep.” This is the town of Night Vale, a town just like yours, or maybe just more like yours than you’d care to admit.


All right so maybe Night Vale isn’t much like your town. In our world (I’m assuming you live in the same world as me) “Welcome to Night Vale” started as Comedy/Surreal horror story podcast, which was presented being the community radio show from the fictional town of Night Vale. A town, where the bizarre happens so much, it’s just a part of regular life. Whatever I say about the book I just want everyone to know, that if your interested in a story podcast that perfectly balances surreal horror and hilarious absurdity, you should give “Welcome to Night Vale” a listen. Chronologically the book “Welcome To Night Vale” takes place just before episode seventy-six, so everyone who’s interested should go and get caught up, don’t worry I’ll just wait here.


All right, now that were all on the same page, was that awesome or what! For those of you who didn’t take the time to listen to a mere seventy-five episodes (shame on you) “Welcome to Night Vale” can best be described as the twisted love child of “News from Lake Wobegon” and “The Twilight Zone”. Night Vale is in all respects a standard small town. Like all small towns, they’re concerned with the P.T.A, Mayoral elections and the fear that large corporations might change their way of life. The only difference is that in Night Vale the head of the P.T.A is an ominous and mighty glow cloud (ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD), the mayoral candidates are a literal five-headed dragon and the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your house (yes, your house) and the encroaching corporation isn’t Wal-Mart, but StrexCorp Synernists Inc. a sinister cult devoted to a terrifying smiling God (Believe in a Smiling God). Fortunately, most of that stuff isn’t important in the context of the book.


The book “Welcome to Night Vale” focuses on two specific citizens of Night Vale and how the comfortable routine weirdness of their lives, is suddenly changed into uncomfortable new weirdness. One of our main characters is Jackie Fierro the nineteen-year-old owner and proprietor of the local Night Vale pawnshop. Jackie has been nineteen for as long as she can remember (has it been years or century’s) and she has always worked at the pawn show. This familiar routine is shattered when a mysterious man in a tan jacket (yes that man, in that tan jacket) pawns a slip of paper with the words King City written on it. Now, no matter what she does that slip of paper always ends up back in Jackie’s hand. On the other side of town, office worker and single mother Diane Crayton struggles to raise her fifteen-year-old son, Josh by herself. Josh is at that awkward time in his life when kids can be a real hand full. It also doesn’t help that Josh is a shape shifter and is starting to ask questions about his father. After a series of hilarious misadventures and terrifying existential terror, both women team up to solve their small town problems.


When I was growing up my mom would always listen to The Prairie Home Companion” as we drove home from school and I loved watching the twilight zone on the Sci-Fi channel. So it should be no surprise that when I heard that there was a podcast that combined these two I was all over it like a five-headed dragon on five pigs. When I heard that there was going to be a Night Vale book, I did wonder if the shows creepy humor would successfully survive the journey into the realm of print. I’m happy to say that both the scares and the laughs are here. But I’m even happier to say that they weren’t even my favorite part.


While I was prepared to scream and laugh when I read “Welcome to Night Vale” I was not prepared to care. Yes, believe it not I became sincerely invested in our two main characters. I felt Jackie’s fear over being uprooted from her comfortable routine and thrust into the unknown because I’ve felt that. I also felt Diane’s difficulty in raising a son on her own, even though I haven’t felt anything like that before because the writing was good enough for me to step into her shoes. I’ve I can press one thing on you, it’s that it’s very hard to have relatable, interesting and sympathetic characters in the book as freighting and absurd as “this one but “Welcome to Night Vale” somehow pulls it off.


Sadly “Welcome to Night Vale” isn’t perfect. While I didn’t have too much trouble, the weird wordplay, and constant bizarre shifts will undoubtedly leave many people lost and wondering what the heck just happened. There is also the matter of the plot, which in short is Jackie and Diane try to get to King City because they think the answers to their questions are there. Now it takes them awhile to get to King City, as that’s where the climax happens, but before they get there it seems like they’re just spinning their wheels. Not only does it take a while for both Jackie and Diane to realize they’re after the same thing but their search mostly involves them looking for something, then running into a dead end. Now, while this is realistic it also gets a little frustrating after a while, but maybe that was the point. Fortunately, the search itself contains a ton of interesting moments. One of my favorites is when Jackie and Diane go to the offices of the local newspaper, to talk to hatchet obsessed editor Leann Hart about articles she wrote about King City. After a strange conversation (aren’t they all) Jackie gets fed up and just asks if Leann can put them in touch with anyone who lives in King City.  Leann responds, “Oh no, I never actually went there or talked to anyone there. I’m a reporter, not a snoop” ladies and gentlemen, journalism in a nutshell.


“Welcome to Night Vale” is an interesting specimen. Not only is it the first book based on a podcast (that I know of), but it’s also a surreal horror comedy where the best part, at least for me, was the characters. While anyone who listens to the podcast will obviously want to pick this one up, I’m also going to recommend it to anyone who hasn’t listened to the podcast and is interested in reading a blend of scary, funny and touching. While it might confuse some, a quick visit to Wikipedia will let you know the basic outline of the show. If you’re tired of your dull lives, then why not drop everything, abandon your home and drive on over to Night Vale. After all, you’re only weird once ( the previous statement may not be true).




Did I like the book: Yes

Would I read it again: Yes

Would I buy it: Yes

Tell a joke about eating people: Two cannibals are eating a clown. One looks to the other and says, “Does this taste funny to you”



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